Штурмовиков Дэррил постит в инстаграм, там у его страницы уже более 101 тысяч фолловеров.
"Heaven is my motorbike Man my mate its out of sight it give me cause to race all day and licence time not much to pay heaven is my motorbike dont tune me grief man can't you see I revs it up and go man go not like the fuzz slow man slow and when I see it in the morning light all chromed up gabba it is a pure delight it is my everything that I'm prouds of the heaven of my motorbike.... Heaven is my motorbike tougher than a scruffy dike happiness it what it gives catch a flick my mate with me I pick you up at half past three... Heaven is my motorbike.... Heaven is my motorbike I loves my motorbike...." Sad Tyre (This is an actual South African Song, that I heard when I was about 4 years old, A search on youtube will bring up the track, it's hilarious..... and possibly the origins of #dieantwoord) hahahahahaha Google: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZYmX0j1Xqk #haveyouseeneric #honda #gorilla #monkeybike #acecafe #motorbike #ride #darrylljones #freedom #song #road #stormtrooper #bobafett #starwars #instagram
It's Friday and Eric's been in the sun, Enjoying the weather, drinking mixed rum... After a sip or 27 he is always quite keen, to rid himself of all clothing and dive right in.... #haveyouseeneric #rum #friday #stormtrooper #drink #cocktail #splash #instagram #weekend This was a test image in a tank shot by my pal Dan Avery :) "Lets drop Eric in!"
Eric was a little confused and disappointed to be quite honest. He did not know what all the fuss was about, he had seen many pictures of Pluto and these were no different! He thought they would at least be in colour mind you, but it was nothing he had not seen before. He decided to call SHENANIGANS, even if these were being beamed directly into the R2 unit from the new horizons probe a billion years away, why were they so crappy...? And what was Pluto doing there in the first place..? What was all the fuss.... Eric never trusted the government, and the TV really anyway, he thought the Amazing race was a show about Stormtroopers, until he watched it and he was severely disappointed once again to find out it was a bunch of illiterate humans racing about for a prize.... Telly always let him down.... 'Oh well', he thought, 'lets go colour these in shall we' #haveyouseeneric #pluto #planet #newhorizons #nasa #stormtrooper #darrylljones
It was a day in the Sun, For Eric and Bob, Out having fun, Away from the Job, Pick Picking Fruit, On a farm in the Buzzard, Sun beating down, Gotta keep them strawberries covered, Cars nearly full, as the picking goes on, Bobs having a real thrill, not having to kill anyone.... #haveyouseeneric #darrylljones #strawberries #fruit #picking #vw #vwbeetle #starwars #ericandbob #stormtrooper #beetle #sunday #leightonbuzzard #grovefarm #farm
Eric's tired of being lonely. So lonely alone.... So he is trying his hand at flower bunching, and romantic poem... It's not going great, actually far from good.... He is doing far worse than he thought he would... 'Violets aren't blue, they're violet, not blue! And only some roses are red, The birds and the Bees. Lets sing to the trees, and continue this biology lesson ensconced in your bed...." 'No, that won't do!', Eric thought, maybe a little too forthcoming... "Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise, Oscar Pistorius" 'Hmmmm just forget it!', I am useless thought poor Eric, and destined to be sadly alone. #poetry #haveyouseeneric #flowers #violets #stormtrooper #darrylljones
Meanwhile, Eric and Boris break through to a barren wasteland, and Lemmy the python has joined them...? (I am thinking at this point its probably a good thing I am not allowed to home school my daughters...) [Whatthefeckisthat] thinks Lemmy, as he stares at Boris and blinks his reptilian blink. Eric is oblivious, he needs something to eat and fast, he has low blood sugar... things are getting a little blurry, he begins to worry, he recalls that party at Fett's place, things got blurry then too and he woke up with a double limp and part of his rear armour missing.... '#nandos would be heaven,' he thinks, licking his chapped lip... Boris makes a few beeps and fritzzes, and they decide to move east... #lemmythellama hangs back a little, he is still waiting for a herd... pythons, especially green tree pythons, only attack in flocks of four or more... Lemmy knows that Eric is covered in hard plastic, although he has seen a vulnerable area missing near the bumflap... He is very weary however of Boris... is that a Laser mounted on the front..? or some kind of sick mechanical proboscis. Being unsure makes him pretty unsure. So he smiles his python smile and tries to look cute... #haveyouseeneric #mantracker #ericandboris #pet #darrylljones
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